The E'er Good Pundit

A blog concerned generally with the finest points of politics, popery, poetry, and punditry, from the perspective of a convert to the Roman Catholic religion.

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

Overall, the wave victory for the Grand Old Party in the 2014 midterm elections has satisfied me immensely. Except for the loss of our old senator Scott Brown in New Hampshire, it would have been all of a perfect night.

In particular, I am thrilled by a One-Two-Three KNOCKOUT! combo of conservative victories, right here in New England. I was anxious about Paul LePage's difficult re-election campaign, but he prevailed (increasing his share of the vote by more than 10% over his 2010 pull), as did my fellow Assumption College graduate Frank Guinta in his bid to reclaim his seat in New Hampshire's 1st congressional district, and Bruce Poliquin, who picked up Maine's House District 2 seat, which Democrat Mike Michaud vacated to challenge LePage. Pro-life Catholics all, their triumphs set aside the establishment wisdom that Republican candidates must support abortion, along with the usual slate of evils and abominations, to win in New England.

In the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, of course, extreme Left G.O.P. nominee Charlie Baker did win a term as governor (by a thinner margin than LePage), but without my help. As you, dear readers, are aware, I voted for Scott Lively, who managed 19, 192 votes, or 0.9%, across the Bay State. In Hampshire County, he got 733, or 1.3%, and, here in the People's Republic of Northampton, the pastor received precisely 92 votes, or 0.8%. I know I convinced at least a handful of voters to back Lively, whether in person or through my letter to the Republican, but alas, I could hardly prevent the insufferable RINO from besting his ideological twin from the other party.

Am I glad Massachusetts rejected Martha Coakley once again? Yes, but I seriously doubt there will be cause for me or anyone else even a shade to the Right to celebrate when Baker's in office. MassResistance took a look at the candidate, and asked, How bad is Charlie Baker? Now, I understand, it is difficult for pro-family Republicans gain the confidence of voters, much less the hysterical press, in this Commonwealth (though it should be remembered that when Scott Brown was elected senator here in 2010, the only time he actually won statewide office, he was still opposed to homosexual "marriage"), but Baker is clearly a feminist radical at odds with even conservative respect for conscience and free speech. As the article notes, he supports the new abortion clinic "buffer zone" after the Supreme Court tossed out the prior law, and will set aside $300,000 in state funds to circumvent the Hobby Lobby ruling and dole out contraceptives. And, of course, he walks in sodomite marches, along with the rest of the bipartisan establishment.

As a Catholic, I despise this man. Better to have simply called the creature by its rightful name, and have elected a registered Democrat, rather than a Republican indistinguishable who could hardly run as such in any other state. Mitt Romney was elected as an establishment liberal, but turned moderately conservative on social issues later for whatever reasons, and I would welcome an in-office change of heart by Baker, but do not expect it.

Could it have turned out differently? While Scott Lively was cast as some sort of criminal against humanity by the gay press, a narrative taken as a given by the general audience newspapers, nightly news, and websites, the twice-elected LePage has spoken with equal vigor on at least some subjects. On "transgender" propaganda and recruiting in K-12 public schools, he said:

You know, our children are being used as pawns… I just don't understand how people, at least sane people, would want to allow transgender in our primary schools and our high schools… If I claim I'm a woman in my philosophy and my thinking, I can play on the girls' hockey team or the girls' basketball team. I think it's absolutely insane, I think it's gone too far and we have to push back. As governor, I would never allow that to be signed into law.

There you have it, gentlemen. By the time the aforementioned kindergartners are allowed to vote, this politician… will be seen as the George Wallace of our generation. And yet…

… for however long the Liberal Order, the consequent reign of degeneracy, and perpetual attack on nature may persist, it is good to look beyond the paradigm of progressivism unto ever-present reality from time to time. Nature, and its incumbent ideas about healthy and unhealthy behaviors, what is right and what is wrong, is nowhere destroyed by the tyranny of the cultural Marxist West. A recent study from from Holland, where homosexual "marriage" has been legal since 2001, found that the four top insults at recess were… well, look for yourself. It isn't pretty, at least for liberals. Although I am quite aware that, in centuries past, some late-stage civilizations harbored rank homosexuality in their effeminate upper classes for generations, it is impossible to hoist perversion on a whole population forever. Even as 85% of Dutch adults support the abomination, their children know by nature it is shameful, and are not afraid to taunt accordingly. All we in blue-state America need is an electrifying loud-mouth capable of speaking sense on the social issues: like LePage, or for that matter his fellow fattie Chris Christie over in New Jersey, amplified by ten. In typically secular France, the Manif pour tous expanded and strengthened opposition to the bill legalizing homosexual "marriage" week by week as it was being considered, and only subsided when its figurehead "Frigide Barjot" turned coat and essentially abandoned the cause. The same could happen here. With the right leadership and organization, Massachusetts could become a place where neither Coakley nor Baker could ever get elected to so much as Register of Deeds.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Good news! In the run-up to the Massachusetts gubernatorial election, I am thrilled to report the Springfield Republican has published my letter advocating a vote for Scott Lively, at least in its online content at From the time I knew he was running, I had planned to type up an endorsement for the pages of the regional paper, but for months and months did not know what to say. A few days ago, when it was "do or die" as it is said, as soon as I had laid down the trenchant, categorical stance which the missive was to justify, the rest was easy. But I was very nervous, and even when I scanned over the letter twice, making needed changes along the way, a few embarrassing typos or redundancies remained! Here is the text with the necessary emendations.

The only gubernatorial contender candid and fearless enough to be worth a vote is Scott Lively. While a good case can be made to support him based solely on his service to the unfortunate at Holy Grounds Coffee House in Springfield, his unreserved and blunt platform is what impresses me most.

Only the most tireless of debate moderators could identify any instances, apart from economic minutiae and perhaps a nod toward either the pro- or anti-casino camps, of substantive disagreement between Charlie Baker, Martha Coakley, Jeff McCormick, and Evan Falchuk. In contrast, this is how Lively describes the reasons to support his campaign on Facebook: "Vote Dr. Scott Lively to Defend the Unborn, De-fund the 'Gay' Agenda, Deport Illegals, Support the 2nd Amndt., and more."

Tie-dyed-in-the-wool liberals may balk at most or all of his beliefs, but I would contend they're balking at the only candidate who can think for himself, and is not afraid to show it. Lively is a self-made man who overcame homelessness and alcoholism, and has lived to help others out of their own plights. He doesn't boast about his independence, he has lived it. The ideas he brings to this race are his own, not the regurgitations of handlers from endowed lobbies.

Only two comments so far, but to my astonishment both are favorable, and were charitable enough to pass over our Pundit's errors without comment.

Remember to hit the polls Tuesday, November 4. Vote Scott Lively for Governor and Shelly Saunders for Lieutenant Governor!

Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Islamic State
New nation-states have dominated the news recently. The Islamic State, inaccurately reported to be the world's newest country (that title belongs Federation of Novorussia, or jointly to its component Donetsk People's Republic and Luhansk People's Republic, but don't expect the Russophobic media to as much as acknowledge their existence), has restored the long-defunct Caliphate (for a unique look from a journalist actually INSIDE the Islamic State see this VICE report, given nearly without comment, in parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5), and made much of Syria and Iraq its own by conquest. After the Iraqi army retreated from northwestern Iraq after scant resistance, the Kurds, long aspiring for independence themselves, have bravely slowed the advance of IS (with the help of the Qaraqosh Protection Committee, a Christian militia formed to defend the community from Islamist terrorists, though this was not enough to save its namesake Qaraqosh, Iraq's largest Christian city). The worst fears of those apprehensive about the rise of militant Islam are evidently realized, though I chiefly find myself pitying that the renewed Caliphate turned out like this, because it didn't have to.

A Different Caliphate 
How fondly I look back on reading Alan Palmer's spellbinding The Decline and Fall of the Ottoman Empire in when I was fourteen. All that flowery language … the Sublime Porte, the Grand Vizier, the Kafe, the janissaries, and this in an age before the Young Turks denoted a snotty video news disservice that almost makes the Jacobinical revolutionary cabal look good by contrast … even the chapter titles … "The Ottomans Triumphant", "Tulip Time and After", "The Ottomans Moribund" … who could not fall in love? In those days, I was the freshest of converts to Christianity, but nevertheless set my zeal aside, or rather healthily decided to forgot that I had to "root for" Jan Sobieski, and miss out on reveling in the exotic grandeur of the House of Osman. As it happens, a friend of mine will be in Constantinople (we'll get it back) soon, and so hope she exalts in the sublimity of the place as she looks o'er the Bosphorus.

Caliph Mahmud I
How easy it is to forget, too, that while Christians in the Middle East shall never fare as well under Muslim rule as they did under the Eastern Roman Empire, some of the greatest crimes against our co-religionists in modern times came only during the "moribund" last days of the Ottoman Empire, when modernizing nationalists (the original Young Turks) controlled the state following the 1908 revolution orchestrated the Armenian Genocide, and under Mustafa Kemal "Ataturk" (whose revolution appears, as last, to be unraveling under the capable rule of Recep Tayyip Erdogan, a judicious and moderate Islamist ruler if ever one there was) when nearly all Greek communities, extant since the time of Troy, were expelled from Turkey following a war with Greece. Under the rule of the Ottoman caliph, religious minorities such as Greek and Latin Christians were organized as millets, confessional communities with a good amount of self-determination, subject to their own religious authorities and to canon rather than sharia law. Of course, Muslims under the Ottoman Caliphate were just as expansionist as Muslims under Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, but those who continued to follow Jesus Christ within their borders were a protected minority. (Were there but a Catholic millet in the United States, that Catholics might be immune from the continual efforts to make performing abortions and prescribing contraceptives requirements of practicing medicine!) In addition, while the caliph, as I understand, did not traditionally have the power to define matters of faith and morals as does the pope, the mere existence of a central authority in Islam, to which deference and honor were due, would serve to discredit jihadists attempting to be more Muslim than the caliph, whose leadership could certainly include denunciations of suicide bombers and exponents of violence with greater impact than the various legal schools often cited as highest authorities today.

The Ottoman throne-
yes, with an ottoman
Awful as the Islamic State's actions are, the caliphate idea is not to blame, and under different circumstances could mollify the violence endemic to the Islamic world. Should the Islamic State be destroyed, as  President Obama claims to intend (though I still don't believe this is our job, as the regional powers have ample force for the task; not to mention that the Islamic State would never have come to be but for our interventions in Iraq and Syria), I call upon decent and devout Muslims to consider setting up, with a territorial base or without, a prudent and respectable Caliphate worthy of comparison with the Papacy of Christendom.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Twice when I was in Manhattan on day bus trips, I took the opportunity to attend the Saturday Traditional Latin Mass at the Church of the Holy Innocents. A majestic place, though I hold that this resplendent photo is pushing it. In chief, the majesty stems from the Mass of the Ages said on its hallowed grounds daily alongside the Mass of Paul VI. Being the pontificate of Francis, though, I was not too surprised to that the Cardinal-Archbishop of New York, Timothy Dolan, has postured to the Left of late, and has slated the thriving parish for closure despite good attendance and in-the-black finances, in a move the News Editor of thinks emblematic of the Francis Effect.

A petition has been posted on in an effort to talk some sense into the evidently sycophantic hierarch. Do please sign, as I have, to express your support for the liberty of the Traditional Latin Mass, and in hopes our bishops will reconsider their hostility, and choose a warmer approach to the most vibrant and orthodox faction of Holy Mother Church.


Hannah Brencher, whom our Pundit (or should I say our Nobody) counts an old friend (yes, there are really pictures of her without the heavy lipstick), has her first book, If You Find This Letter, due out March 10, 2015. Ah, the abounding excitement! How glad I am she has found a path to fulfillment in accord with her versatile ability and buoyant personality. In the hardcover, Miss Brencher will surely delve into greater depths over her organization, or should I say ministry of charity, The World Needs More Love Letters, about which you may read in the link, or in the stylized blurb copied below.

Girly, eh? What may be said about a service organization, the purpose of which is to have written and distribute love letters to people the writers have never met, from a traditionalist perspective? The concept of random acts of kindness is not of recent mintage, and has clearly been a reaction against the wounding sense of isolation the atomization of modern society produces. As someone who personally prefers focused, concerted action where possible, this has never been my thing. Nonetheless, I am intrigued by the bent of the sentimentality practiced by More Love Letters. As an avid book and periodical reader, who duly cranks out manuscript letters to select family members for Christmas and other occasions, it piques my interest that this Millennial celebrity, who has made the rounds on the college speaking circuit already, focuses on a rebirth of humane, pen-and-paper communication. I myself have made a specialty of multiparagraph, formal email compositions when I write my friends, but the very medium discourages it. Whatever the content of the missives sent under her auspices, the very committment to committing thoughts to stationery captures the intentions and emotions of the writers far better than electronic media could. The manuscript letter is a more demanding means of communication, and hence, by its best nature, is best at drawing out those encouragements and divinely sweet assurances for which the world so thirsts, and hath such great demand. How traditional!

I have heard Miss Brencher called the 'White Oprah' from her earliest blogging days. Having never seen the program run by the more estalished pf the just-mentioned personalities, I cannot verify or deny the likening, but can disavow any negative connotations intended. Brencher tends toward lengthy posts, and I admit that I am not a regular reader; but when I do stop by and read one or two entries, as I weigh the chic, girl powery posts, I find them emotive but not vapid. She's always got something to say, and however typewriterishly and stanzaically she ends up saying it, I find she always ends up Here or There, and not in the Excluded Middle of the indecisive. While my cursive is poor, and as a man it rubs against my nature to choose the sympathetic perspective over the hard-and-cold for all the little problems in life, that's an effort I can get behind.

I'll never forget how I met her. When I heard her name, I quirkily blurted, "You don't look much like a Hannah." Ah, poor Higgins--how little did you guess she would end up being THE Hannah! 

Cheers to her success and may God continue to bless her good works.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Oh, beauty. In what does it subsist? I have always thought beauty is evident to a properly developed soul, just as good and evil are evident to a properly developed conscience. Does it need to come under an original form, or can it be a simple repetition (critics might say regurgitation) of what has come before? These things came to mind as I was reading the anime and manga reviews in Otaku USA, to which I have just begun to subscribe. As one used to reading about anime and manga online only, reading about the subjects in a 9"x10 7/8" glossy magazine is a superior pleasure. As Otaku USA features a limited number of regular writers, and each one did three or four reviews in one issue, one may expect they will have the composition process practiced to perfection, with given criteria to be used for every series. Originality and conventionality had a prominent place in nearly every piece, right alongside artistic appeal.

Meanwhile, the anime I have been watching the most of recently is Pretty Cure. I like to get sucked into a longer series, and simply watch two or four episodes a day by routine for months. A middle school magical girl series from the people who brought you Ojamajo Doremi, but far more lighthearted than the former, there are few better animes for this purpose. Pictured here are Nagisa (redhead) and Honoka (pastel purple), the protagonists of the first two seasons, Futari wa Pretty Cure and Max Heart (since all these teen girl animes tend toward the emotive side, it was somewhat puzzing what was particularly 'Max Heart' about that season, and not the first or third). The third season, named Splash Star, operates along the same idea as the first story line, but has a new set of characters inhabiting a different universe, at least in theory! If you'd thought Honoka's hair dye was just starting to fade, you'd be wrong. These are now Saki (redhead) and Mai (pastel purple). They also had adorable creature companions in the last series, when they hailed from the Garden of Light, while now they come from the Land of Fountains, and as such have longer, rolled ears. But beyond all, for the first few episodes I was sorely disappointed after looking forward to acquainting myself with a new cast; while the voice actresses are different, they were performed so similarly that at first I believed them to be the same. Hence the new series would get few to no points for originality, but after getting over my expectations for the first few episodes, I was increasingly pleased. If the first two seasons were so much fun, then why not copy the idea and prolong the entertainment? So often, the desire for breaking conventions and doing something the audience does not expect leads to lackluster series that appear all too contrived, while series that are another installment of 'more of the same' are overlooked and artistically belittled, even when they recreate every proven strength of their predecessors flawlessly. But such is the way of critics, who would be hard-pressed to set themselves apart from fans with less ability at expressing complex ideas necessary for criticism, if they could simply rubber-stamp so many such shows as adequately kawaii or not.

For a mere appreciators like myself, the decision in this old question is all too easy, but to the creators and their providers, ah, this debate will go on for all time. To take the traveled path that leads to beauty certainly, and no merits no distinctions, or the new path that may lead to aberration and superficial plaudits? Choose carefully, fellows!


I have never really listened to John Mayer. But after hearing a really entrancing song of his many times, I finally looked it up just now. "Clarity". It really is beautiful, and steeped in meaning, so I recommend it to those who, like me, have ignored him.

Monday, June 30, 2014

Ah, Radisson and Chisasibi in Québec-du-Nord. Yep, I went there, in the vacation of a lifetime. As you will see, I have the photos to prove it.

Why did a friend and I choose to go there? In general were drawn by the remoteness of the taiga forests, and in particular by the desire to see 1. the James Bay, a part extention of the Arctic Ocean, frozen, and 2. the grandeur of the Stairway of the Giants, part of the Hydro-Québec hydroelectric facilities. In other words, the best things of God and the best things of man.

My father has, over the years, occasionally teased my mother that we would move to Hudson Bay because she dislikes the cold. One day in early 2013, I finally grew curious, and looked up communities on Hudson Bay, and its southern extension James Bay, on Wikipedia. Wow, I was taken aback by their splendor, and particularly fell in love with Radisson, a Hydro-Québec company town of about 300 at the terminus of the James Bay Road, a 620-kilometer road through the taiga so gargantuan it has its own fan site, and nearby Chisasibi, a Cree settlement near the mouth of the La Grande River of 4,000. Not being a driver, for months I was without much hope I could ever venture there, but thankfully, there was my close friend, Louise Chicoine. Vocalist for the area band Rabbit Rabbit, she is a decidedly adventurous soul, having already undertaken a solo journey to the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe in Mexico City, and later a road trip across the entire United States with a friend. Having already seen the breathtaking documentary Happy People: A Year in the Taiga, she was also well-disposed for a subarctic adventure of our own, and upon the merest mention in late August 2013, she expressed interest in a road trip to northern Quebec. It took eight months of saving, planning, and stocking up on tasty treats, but by late April 26, 2014 we were ready. This is how it went:


April 26 was a day of numerous delays, but by the late afternoon we were on our way in earnest! The vehicle of choice was a 1998 Saturn that saved us plenty in gasoline (about $5.50 a gallon even in southern Quebec), even if the diminutive car did have some difficulties a few times over the long trek. For a rainy, overcast day, it was quite pretty, and we had great fun listening to a few cassettes in the first indication that it was to be a journey, seemingly, back in time as well as up the road.

We stayed in Montreal the first night. Louise, part Quebecker, had been there several times, while I was there once for an 8th grade French class field trip; I never did learn French, having no knack for foreign languages, but we were able to get by. We ended up in a small "bed and breakfast" (the latter consisted of a muffin or croissant, and about 8oz each of orange juice and your choice of coffee or tea) on Rue Saint-Denis, a major party district as it turned out, but rather pleasant lodgings even for two wholesome individuals.

As a Catholic in Montreal, the subdued Sunday morning April 27 was a happy occasion, and my first time attending a Traditional Latin Mass in over two years, at St. Joseph's Church, the metropole's SSPX outpost; Louise took photos with a film camera, so these are from the website (for anyone planning to attend Mass there, despite the outdated website info the Sunday Mass is 10:00 AM, not 11:00; thankfully I checked out the PDF bulletin ahead of time and knew). Certainly it was a beautiful Mass, alien as both the Latin and the French were to our ears, and I was happy to be partaking in an act of liturgical defiance while the canonizations of two lackluster-at-best pontiff-saints took place in Rome, and of the city's degenerate culture: on the way out I spotted numerous banners advertising a rally against "homophobie". There were not as many families as in most traditionalist churches, but there were still enough children to cause the trademark happy ruckus after the long liturgy was over, and the four altar boys (one a university student) looked like prime priesthood material. Afterward, as we were about to leave, we were invited to coffee and croissants downstairs, and received the warmest kind of welcome! Always a lover of snacks, that was the first of many excellent croissants I would enjoy during the journey, and I was happy to have French Canadian cuisine. Several of the church ladies spoke English, so despite one facetious "Americans? Go home," we sat down for a good half hour talking about our trip, Louise's French Canadian heritage, the SSPX, and the contents of the sermon (the gist was: however baffling the current crisis in the Church is, it was nothing like the devastation the Apostles experienced after the Crucifixion). They even introduced us to the priest, a gentle young soul who promised to keep us in his prayers. Helpfully, bags of produce and bread were provided for parishioners to take home for free; we grabbed (along with divers holy cards) a baguette, which we devoured over the day. And so we left and took the highway to the northwest.

The drab multilane highway soon gave way to the country, and we found ourselves surrounded by boreal forest for the first time. The mountains roundabout were crisscrossed with ski trails, but more excitingly, many of the lakes below were still frozen! Full from the after Mass snacks, we didn't have to stop for a meal until Mont Laurier, the last sizable town before the first true stretch of wilderness. There we dined at an A&W (the only chain restaurant we settled for the whole time), and were pleased with the root beer. Whereas in Montreal everyone we ran into had some comprehension of English, rural Quebec is more francophone than western Massachusetts is anglophone, and no one there spoke a word of English! Bless them, for I support Quebec sovereignty, cultural and political, despite the usual Marxist connotations the movement has taken on since the Quiet Revolution, and would be devastated to see Quebeckers assimilated into Anglo-Canada, which I also cherish, and derive some ancestry from.

Minutes later we drove over a bridge spanning the Gatineau River as it runs through Grand-Remous. The river sports beautiful cascades, especially beautiful swelled with the progressing thaw. The spot, home to a Restaurant-aux-Cascades we would stop at on the way back, was one of my favorite on all the trip, and Louise snapped several wonderful pictures.
 Here see the goodly expedition driver, Louise, still looking great in her Mass skirt.
I can hardly do justice to the place by mere expression. Had we more time I could have remained and contemplated for hours. These are two favorite shots of me; usually I have a very hard time finding really good photos of me.

Not long after that, one embarks on the long road to Val-d'Or, which is essentially the halfway point from Montreal to Radisson. As someone who had spent nearly his whole life in New England, and before left only to visit upstate New York, North Carolina, or Montreal, even with my informed expectations I got such a chill driving through the taiga in the afternoon and evening, and seeing nothing but icy lakes, frigid but uncovered rivers, camp sites, and hunting lodges for two hours! Well-maintained as the road was, and though by the time we reached Val-d'Or eight cars were tailing us, it was thrilling to know what real wilderness was. Oh, I raved about the dense lake country to Louise. If a vast lake like any of the ones we saw along that road had been in Massachusetts, it would have been enmeshed by resorts and multimillion dollar "summer cottages", but in such a place, it was left to the hunter and occasional tourist.

We entered Val-d'Or with the last dusk. As the name implies, the community, actually more populous than Northampton, was founded because of gold mining operations, and while other metals are more important to the economy today, mining brings in a great deal of money, as was evident from the variety of pricey-looking boutique shops. We went for pizza. The one pizza place then open, Pizza Show, offered mediocre but satisfactory cuisine, and no crowd. As we ordered, the cashier asked us where we anglophones had come from.

"Northampton, Massachusetts."
"Massachusetts? What are you doing in Val-d'Or?"
"We're on our way to Radisson and Chisasibi?"
"Why do you want to go there? There is nothing in Chisasibi."
"There's too much down where we're from. We are going there for nothing."
"Well, if it's nothing you want, you'll get it!"

As Louise interpreted the amusing exchange, which closely mirrored the attitudes we discovered in others we encountered in the area (Abitibi-Témiscamingue), despite the relative remoteness, the people there still had enough of a taste of civilization to envy, say, the partygoers of Rue Saint-Denis, rather like the residents of farming communities who spend their time in Northampton pitying themselves for not living where the action is. That night, we continued a little further (but not before stopping at the Kool Café for tea), and got a room in Rouyn-Noranda. This turned out to be an hour out of the way, but we got over it.

We spent the morning of April 28, Monday, walking around the Sovietistically industrial town, the "Copper Capital of Canada", waiting for the currency exchange at the bank to open, but enjoying the streets. Again, it was a moneyed place, complete with a sushi bar (despite the cosmopolitan establishments, though, the population was monolithically Quebecois. In fact, after Montreal, excluding the native Cree peoples, there was little to no "diversity"). The lake in the center of town remained frozen, and the shore was a pleasant place to stop a few minutes before moving on.

Correcting the wrong turn, we cut across to Amos, another population center in Abitibi and the seat of the diocese. While we only stopped once, for gas, we were really surprised by what we found as we drove by: there is farming that far north! In some cases the horses and cattle were already about and gorging themselves on hay. As we discovered at the gas station, they even brew beer there! However, as the more interested party was a teetotaler, Louise knew we couldn't bring any alcohol back to the US, we passed. But of all the places we visited, Amos was among the loveliest, and perhaps the one I can most easily imagine living in. There are even several roadside crucifixes, folkish expressions of the Catholic faith. Actually, we had encountered several the day before, too. However the province has been afflicted by secularism, the Faith remains ingrained and seemingly strong in the country areas.

After Amos, it was another long drive to the last community before the James Bay Road, Matagami. The weather was almost cloudless and bright, and would remain so for three days. Already, we noticed the very daylight was changing: the sun shone with a pure, white light, not yellow like further south, and was really beautiful. We traveled through less-than-virgin forest, but that was among the most interesting parts. The taiga was logged in sections every year, and new trees planted to replace those harvested. Quite a spectacle. These are some of the views.

Here I am next to this lone full-grown tree. It must have been a sapling spared when logging took place. Despite the increasing latitude it was warm and pleasant by spring standards, and could have passed for the clearest, nicest of weather back home. The pine trees, often alongside the lines carrying power south from our eventual destination, grew on us very fast, and we really had a great drive.
Along the way into Matagami, we crossed into the municipality of Jamésie, which encompasses several communities, both Euro-Canadian and Cree. The total population is just over 32,000, or just a slightly more than Northampton (ca. 28,500), in a territory larger than Arizona! We ate at another cafe in Matagami, a really classy place, and had my favorite croissant of the journey (almond). We were again in territory where most spoke some English, and the staff wishes us a safe journey. Already, we were into the sort of country where, if you're going to live there, you really have to be into it, so people we met were almost as enthusiastic about the area as we were. My, and the best, most arduous leg was right before us!

Upon beginning the James Bay Road, there is even an obligatory stop to give the names of all pressing onward, should anyone go missing I suppose. Such was not our fate, but it could hardly have had a worse beginning. The road is 620 km long, and at km 30, we saw a sign on the opposite side of the road, and tried to pull over to get out and read it. However, beyond the pavement was simple gravel which, looking solid, readily gave way, and the rear end of the diminutive Saturn slid into the roadside embankment. Initial efforts to get-out-and-push failed utterly, and I fretted we'd be stuck until nightfall, and lose an entire day, though I didn't voice those fears just then. Thankfully, a kind fellow came along in about two minutes and aided in pushing, but still no use. Five minutes after, his friend happened to pass by, and came to help! Driving a big Ford truck (the sort of vehicle the road was meant for!), he was just what we needed. Lacking chains, for a while we couldn't think of what to use to tow the car, until Louise pulled out an $8 hauling strap -- advertised as good for only 50 pounds!! -- from Big Lots, purchased for the trip just in case (I'd have never thought of it; I'm sure glad I went with Louise!). While the friends were really skeptical, with me and the first fellow pushing, Louise flooring reverse, and the guy with the Ford towing, it did the trick! We were ecstatic, just SO happy the guys helped us out. When the guy with the Ford saw our plate, he asked,

"Massachusetts? Oh, man! What are you guys doing up here?!"
"We're tourists…" "I read about Radisson online, and we became really interested, and wanted to come here."
"Well, I won't make fun of you. I'm from Mississippi." I then realized he was speaking with a Southern accent. Imagine that, there! 
"How did you end up in Radisson?"
"I met a girl online, and she happened to live up here. It was in December 2006 that I moved. When I left Mississippi it was 78, and when I got to Radisson it was -45."

As you can imagine we were more careful afterwards, but were still keen to stop when a vista presented itself. After about 100kms we got out and walked to the top of a low hill that had a nice view. There were snow shoe prints, but not having any ourselves we sunk into knee deep wet snow with every step, and it was very hard going. Already soaked to our socks by the time we reached the top, we had a jolly time playing around, and enjoyed a nice view.

As you can see from the foreground, the composition of the terrain was very ususual, and we believed it to be debris from mining or roadbuilding. Despite their young age, the hills were home to some nice plants. We thought this, just below the surface of a pool of water, especially nice.

Driving and shotgunning barefoot for a while, our next stop was the Rupert River. However, our best pictures from the Rupert River are from the return, as you will see below, so none here. While we had the heat on to dry off, it was remarkably warm out given how much snow remained on the ground. Louise even strutted around in her Cape Cod tanktop just to make a point.

The road winded on for hours more, all beautiful, but surely a trial on the driver. Louise is tough though, and we managed to avoid to many more stops before reaching the 3/5 of the way rest stop/restaurant/motel/supply station,  Relais Routier 381. My, my, I RAVE about how good the fish & chips was! There was only one harried chef to take orders and makle everyone's food, but he did a marvelous job! The crisp, thin breading over the perfectly tender fish really made the dish a standout. I think if word of this place got out, they'd start to see cars drive the 381 kms up to the rest stop, dine, and then right back down again! Like most of Canada they stocked Crush cream soda; not bad, but on the way back I opted for a juice that seemed like the one distinctively Canadian product.

The pastel dusk was fading as we returned to the road. Even in the dark the well-kept road was very safe, and traffic was minimal, so we kept the brights lit most of the time. I was anxious to reach Radisson lest Louise get too tired, but we did stop once to get out some snacks -- and took a peak at the chandelier of stars above us. Being, even from Northampton and Florence, modern urban souls, how the stars burned into our eyes like needles of pure fire. Rather than look flat to the eye, they really did hang over one, an arced, glazen empyrean. Meteors were plainly visible, travelling from here to there like spiders spinning silvery webs. We were even able to see a satellite make its was by far above.

The hours went by fast. Right before the town, the power plant was illuminated stunningly after all the darkness. Some twenty minutes after midnight, we finally entered Radisson, and parked at the Hotel Carrefour La Grande. The only customers that night, we had to ask the bartender at the adjoining Bar Boreal to call and wake the manager. We settled in, and I managed a triumphant call home before bed.

The fourth day, April 29, may just have been the best. We didn't do any more driving, just explored beautiful Radisson after breakfast at Resto Chez Mika, connected to the Carrefour La Grande like the bar. Yes, we really made it! I hadn't noticed at the time, but looking at the pictures now, they never bothered taking down the Christmas/New Years lights!

Not far from the famous trilingual welcome sign is the novelty sign listing the humorously great distances to various cities. It was unshoveled, so we had to tramp over to get to it for the photo op.

[The view from our room.]

Before exploring Radisson any further, we located the Inuit/Cree handicrafts gift shop, which al my online reading assured me would be closed. Yet we walked in, and open it was. The kind, explanatory, and talkative proprietor explained that this was the first day the store opened this season, so we were truly in luck! Less so her: she was supposed to be on her beach vacation as we spoke, but had broken her hand three days before she was to depart. She tried to steer us toward the tamarack goose decoys, but they looked too fragile for my tastes. As is my wont, I zeroed in on what I wanted (a bison horn carved into an eagle, a leather Radisson bookmark/strap, and a few postcards with pretty views. But oh, Louise! Let's just say she went all out. Of what she got, my favorite was an doll with a rabbit fur coat for a friend who watched her four quail chicks while she was away.

[View from the balcony.]After shopping, we took a stroll down the side streets. On the above James Bay Road website, the creator Walter Muma memorably says "Radisson is a functional town, not a pretty one." Having gone there myself, I wholeheartedly disagree. True, the central complex for Hydro-Québec workers (and the location of the vaunted Auberge Radisson) is astoundingly drab and gray, but the residential homes are made of bright and colorful siding. The streets are clean, and the atmosphere cheerful and cosy. A snowmobile trail began right outside the Carrefour La Grande, and we walked that for some time before looping back into town. For lunch, we went to the grocery store, which had ample selection. The main course was a bunch of grapes (the least pricey of the fresh fruits, a rarity up there), along with crackers, trail mix, a single serving of champagne for Louise and tea for me! As the afternoon wore on, I became really restless, and returned to the trail; Louise snapped a shot of me just as I am about to disappear into the woods.

As it happened, I was out for hours. While one could traverse the snow without sinking in by staying to the beaten path, it was slow going. Atop one hill, I went off to the side to scale a bit of the Canadian shield jutting out of the height. it was really a lovely outcropping, and I remained there for some time to say a rosary in the midst of the true God's country. The white landscape took on a gold glint as the sun came lower. Once I got up, I walked on further, and was delighted to glimpse a very distant first view of the Stairway of the Giants, chiseled out of the hills beside the La Grande River. According to maps, I would eventually have reached the river by the trail, but night was to come soon, so I turned back. Warmed by all the walking, the nearness of spring really hit me as I glimpsed a few insects that had already come alive after the winter.

Meanwhile, Louise had gone for a stroll of her own in town, and took many nice pictures with her phone. Later, she worried I was lost, and tried to find me along the trail, but thankfully we were both back by dark.

Majestic even from the road, eh? We ate at a nice restaurant in town. We had some difficulty deciding what to get, but both ended up with soup of the day along with an entrée. In the process we got talking to the cashier, a kind and amiable fellow who'd moved to Radisson for the work opportunity. Expenses, he noted, are higher in Radisson, but so is the pay. As usual, I was quite the art critic, and had Louise take a picture of the art, a reproduction which beautifully represents the spearlike, vertical look of the firs that grow in that country.

That night, we hit the bar. Yes, our dear Pundit hit the Bar Boreal (wearing a Rabbit Rabbit t-shirt over his iconic button-down) where, he assures you, he clinked his soda to his friend's beer for a long-awaited toast: God save the Queen! Excluding the line of customers playing gaming machines in an adjacent room, and ignoring the American pop music playing, no one else was there, and it suited me well. I spent the while we were there doing my very favorite activity: lecturing on political philosophy as it applies to present problems. We had a very good time, staying late, but not too late to sleep adequately for an invigorating drive the coming day.

The next morning began with a familiar breakfast at Resto Chez Mika, where the food is delicious and, this time of year, the area charm is only enhanced by the attention provided as the only guests, save one or two tables of passing Crees. Louise and I really fell in love with the individual serving metal tea pots; while obviously not a local specialty, they were but another detail we wished we could wake up to every day of our lives.

Chisasibi is only 100 km (62 miles) from Radisson, so the drive was hardly formidable in itself. First, though, we decided to make our way to Longue Pointe, the furthest north one can drive on the coast in eastern North America! Even before the turnoff to access Longue Pointe, we saw caribou bounding across the road! Apologies if the pictures are lackluster; they were before us and gone in seconds! After their crossing they congregated in a clearing across the road, with forty or fifty of them in total.

While it was said to be late in the season, hardly a mile went by where we didn't pass one or two carcasses by the road, waiting to be picked up in when the native hunting expedition ended.

Like native peoples generally, the Cree have adopted modern living in the last few generations. We were informed, however, that they have done much to assure that younger generations continue hunting, and that at this time of year pupils get a week off from school to engage in hunting as well as events encompassing the whole Cree nation.

As mentioned before, Louise ended up buying a traditional tamarack decoy at the gift shop. On the road to Chisasibi, we saw Cree hunters out with modern plastic decoys, and got to greet the fellows, who happily agreed to have their pictures taken. One of them remarked, "It's beautiful, eh?" -- the only time, being in French Canada, we heard anyone say the iconic "eh", but more importantly encapsulating the deep reverence for the beauty of the environs evident in the Crees and area Quebeckers alike.

We crossed a road over La Grande-1 generating station. Very impressive. You'll also get an impression of what a beautiful day it was! It was briefly overcast later.

The memorial to those who built the grand facility.

The thirty miles to Longue Pointe were arduous and straining on Louise, though perhaps more so on the Saturn! The old tires were pretty thin, and even at about 20 mph I was surprised that not one tire burst either way (we had one equally old spare). The while huge, hardy trucks crusied past us at thrice our speed, leaving billowing columns of dust in their wake. Stress notwithstanding, we like seeing all the hunting outposts along the way, as well as glimpses of the La Grande and a few streams. On the way, we listened to a bilingual Cree-English radio station, the main topic being interviews in memory of a recently deceased elder Cree, one of those whose "bush" upbringing was evidently frowned on by Church authorities in earlier times. Very unfortunate.

I had only time for a cursory survey of expressions, but I can guarantee we turned more than one head when the 16-year-old Saturn finally rolled into Longue Pointe, which has its own garage, and from one point of which perhaps 20 native hunters were coming and going in snowmobiles. But ah! We made it to that ultimate vastness, the frozen Arctic Ocean! We sat down on some Canadian Shield rock (which you can see on the Wikipedia article here) and had some crackers and bottled water.

It was a real ultima thule. Feast your eyes!

The chair? Yeah, I had the fancy to tote my dining room chair in the Saturn all the way to James Bay, so I could sit on the still frozen Arctic Ocean and take a picture, along with my tiny pennant to provide glory to my alma mater. This one is from the shore, but we actually ventured out way onto the ice (as far as I felt halfway safe, though I suppose there was little danger, as snowmobiles still inched along in the far distance) and snapped better pictures on her film camera. Maybe some time we can get those scanned and posted too! In any case I wanted to be able to remember the great journey every time I sat down for a meal. As usual, though, Louise was more photogenic, and looked stunning in the light that broke just as we hauled out the chair.

Returning to the main road was a bit easier, as a public vehicle had smoothed out the road in the meanime. When we arrived in Chisasibi, it was again cloudy. Hungry, we located the restaurant in the  distinctive visitor's center, the white-blue building behind the giant tepee. The cuisine was very good, though it seemed little to none of the food was locally produced, which was a drag. The interior had its perks, though. Louise was fascinated with the meeting room in the tepee, which had this giant fireplace in the center. It must be a lively place to congregate in the frigid winters!

For me, the main attraction was the murals serving to decorate the place. They were really beautiful!

Afterward, we took a walk. This is the Catholic church of Chisasibi, a refreshing beauty in a town of largely functional architecture.
The rest of Chisasibi is not quite as nice as Radisson, and there was a good amount of graffiti; it was probably the least attractive time of the year, though. As a proud resident outside the village pizza place, who discussed the matter with us said, the recently-melted snow had revealed much trash deposited over the winter. 

The dog at left is chewing on a caribou leg!

Just a few steps from the roads in town, a launch to the La Grande River. Oh, what a beauty! It must have been at least twice as vast as the Connecticut near where I live. It is the second largest river in Quebec after the St. Lawrence, but how many fewer are able to ever see it. Note the thickness of the just-shorn ice.

Unfortunately, we went on a drive looking for another view of the James Bay, named South Point, during the dusk, but I believe we missed the locale, only seeing other outlets on the river (though one of these was the ferry crossing that takes passengers to Fort George Island, the original location of Chisasibi, during the summer months).

We had a very early start the next day, because it was the hour to accomplish the other primary purpose of the journey: a tour of the Robert-Bourassa hydroelectric facility and seeing the spillway, or Staircase of the Giants. After we located the Hydro-Québec visitor's center in the center of Radisson, the bilingual tour guide, Eric Hamel (I know he's missing an accent somewhere) greeted us kindly. We really got to like him. The tour begins with an impressive array of displays on the history of the hydroelectric projects, as well as a video with data on Hydro-Québec's numerous facilities. Seen here is the stuffed centerpiece.

What happened afterward? Well, you will have to take our word, because cameras were not permitted within the facility. It was one of those secure areas where one huge door opened, we drove in, and the door closed before another opened, allowing us to drive into a tunnel carved from the rock. We came to a stop in an alcove, and beyond a vast metal wall lay the immense cavern where lay all the turbines. You may see a picture here. Unlike these fair-weather tours, though, we were the only tourists, and received attention divided only by two people we believed employees from other facilities (but who nonetheless gave off the air of spies!) It was unbelievable how close we were to the action; we actually got to go down on a steel walkway below the floor seen in the link, and walk into the chamber in between the turbine blades below and the rotors above, and could feel the warn wind the turbine made! Below, we got to put our hands on the chamber where the water from the La Grande River was rushing through as it powered the turbines, and could feel the coldness and condensation! It was really something else! It was also an interesting time to visit because they were in the process of changing a worn-out turbine, a year-long process. At one point of the tour, Hamel pointed out the control panel where Premier René Lévesque (a man I generally loathe for his role in the Quiet Revolution) turned the key switching the facility on for the first time on October 27, 1979. For a bit of humor, when we asked about the concrete tower that may be seen in the middle of the chamber in the picture above, Hamel said it was their Romeo & Juliet balcony! It housed the elevator, which saw little use, and was mainly good only for attracting visits by the elevator repair man! We, however, were lucky enough to get to ride it down…

Following the journey into the earth, photo privileges were restored, and we headed to the spillway itself! Here's Eric Hamel.

And here he is with the spillway in the background.

Majesty. I procure great solace from thinking that, surely, centuries after New York, Los Angeles, and the other rotten metropolises are fallow fields that live on in ancient tales alone, the Staircase of the Giants, which definitely merits enumerations among the wonders of the world, will remain, its original purpose long forgotten as it towers over the natural wonders of the La Grande River area.

The river basin below the spillway and dam holding back the Robert-Bourassa Reservoir. Louise and I were impressed when Hamel told us that the original forests had been left largely untouched by the construction. Evidently he is well versed in explaining that aspect of the project; he told us that a year or so before we arrived he'd taken Governor Deval Patrick to discuss the environmental impact of the hydroelectric operations (if only I'd gotten to the guide first he could have passed on my stern message of disapproval!)

Ordinarily, posing with a Quebec Liberal Party politician like Robert Bourassa goes against my principles, but this time I was willing to make an exception.

Once we'd finished the photo op at the gazebo facing the staircase, we drove up a winding road that eventually took us to the bridge atop the spillway! In the midst of that span, we stopped the van and got out for some more pictures from that ultimate perspective, which I though still grander and more fatalistic for the enshrouding mists. The picture with Louise at the end is a favorite of the few I myself snapped.

We were quite hungry by the time the trip was over and we'd purchased an adequate cache of souvenirs, both at the Hydro-Québec gift shop and a brief return to the native crafts shop, where Louise again splurged (moccasins) and I embodied frugality (a large postcard with a print of "We're Winning, We're Winning", one of Dorothy Francis's romantic, Rockwellian depictions of traditional Cree life). We ate another hearty meal at the Resto Chez Mika, where I belted out more money than I ever hope to spend again on a bowl of alfredo pasta with shrimp, but we were deeply pleased by the fine food. Here is Our Pundit, clearly happy.

Louise really liked the murals in the alcove with the larger tables.

This photograph I insisted on. It is to Louise's eternal honor that she got us all the way there, and back, in that little Saturn.

We were so sad to leave "our home" in Radisson! Thankfully the taiga was as beautiful as ever on the way back, even in the increasing moisture. Typical scenery; I can fathom that this place is not for everyone.

Louise thought this tree was cute, so we could not resist posing. She looks so solemn, I so chipper.

We managed to keep moving at a fine pace, and stopped a while only once: the Rupert River crossing. I'd spotted a viewing platform some way into the woods, so we stopped and set out to reach it. However, the snow had not been shoveled, so that meant a grueling march of hundred of yards through wet, knee deep snow, but we persevered! This is a photo from the woods.

Beyond the pine green-painted observor's platform, we descended onto some rocks right next to the rapids which, I can tell you, were roaring quite deafeningly by the icy banks. Of all the places in the trip, this contends to be my favorite. While not a bona fide inukjuk, we were happy to see the stone pile marking others' visits there, though we were disappointed to see some satanic graffiti nearby. Even the most beautiful, pristine (save the Hydro-Québec damming upriver, of course) places are not immune from the traces of our sinfulness.

Crimson algae.

Of course, I had to be dramatic, so I crawled as close to the rapids as I could. Of course, I could have  slipped, fallen in, and either perished or half froze to death before I reached a part of the bank I could grab a hold of, but oh, some things simply must be done. I recall now little Em'ly in David Copperfield when she started from my side, and ran along a jagged timber which protruded from the place we stood upon, and overhung the deep water at some height, without the least defence. (chapter 3)

No more pictures! Louise's phone ran out of memory! Thankfully, nothing of too great import was missed later.

That night the roads were treacherous as a thick fog descended, and we could hardly see the sides of the road. A few spots on the road were under inches of water, but diligent workers were already draining it. The next day I'll chiefly remember for the two fine restaurants we stopped at: Restaurant-aux-Cascades previously mentioned, and, back in Montreal, Napoli Pizzeria, both truly recommended to travelers and locals. We also saw a number of deer along the way, very nice since we were out of caribou country. But all too soon, we began seeing the advertisements and high rises of the big city, and as we departed the Quebec countryside, Louise said, "I think if I were alone I might cry a little now," and I was much in sympathy. 

Returning to the beautiful New England springtime (though not before passing through customs, the bullying og which was epitomized by one officer's glee at the thought of humiliating rule-breakers. "You can bring as much money as you want as long as you declare it, but if you bring over $10,000 undeclared, oh, that's a different matter!" Having spent all but $3 of my trip money, his hopes were unfounded), how we missed northen Quebec. Even the North- in Northampton seemed like a cruel barb to us. Ah, but how good it was to be there. For all my life, I do not think I shall see so lovely a place, any region where I feel so much like God fated me to treasure it apart from all the rest of Creation. May the James Bay region be better known, and present a hearty, good challenge, to those who simply have to have one in their lives.