The E'er Good Pundit

A blog concerned generally with the finest points of politics, popery, poetry, and punditry, from the perspective of a convert to the Roman Catholic religion.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

A Happy Halloween to all! I have often thought on what a unique holiday Halloween is: in modern times, it is the only day of the year a person may arrive at a stranger's door and expect hospitality- what would the ancient Greeks think? Consider it fortunate that confectioners took charge of Halloween festivities instead of Mattel. Our Pundit, in case you should wonder, dressed up for the occasion on Thursday (Taylor Dining Hall had their festivities early). Donning a scary skull mask, I bore a tray I found in a lounge (it's mine!) and taped a paper reading: "Bring trays back... from the DEAD" on the front. A hit, as expected.

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Though I've been a bit down since the hate crimes bill, the news from New York's 23rd congressional district has me excited. Conservative party candidate Doug Hoffman is in a dead heat with the Democratic candidate, Bill Owens. A third party candidate actually has a chance of winning against a liberal Democrat and a liberal Republican! Even should he lose, it will teach the New York Republican party to avoid liberals if they don't want to end up in 3rd place. And Republicans are in place to pick up the governorship of Virginia, and there's another tie in New Jersey. Dare I hope that, for the first time since 2004, it will actually be a Republican year? Naturally, I don't have any Republicans to vote for in Northampton. Sigh.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Too much Ralph Waldo Emerson can be a good thing. Last night I was trying to finish his "Nature" (1836) essay, but wanted to turn in for the night instead. Emerson is not a difficult writer- his writing is colorful and imagerial, though at the cost of consistency, which he openly spurns and disregards- but he grew redundant fast. Bored, though not beyond my wits I hope, I wrote a poem as an intellectual compromise between monotony and sleep.

Sonnet CXXXI

The light, the shine, the residue of God
Peeks out at me as I'm returning to
The dorm. I have a lot of work to do,
But I look up, and almost see Him nod
Me on my way. I want to touch Him, like
The shiny dimes in public fountains that
Are tempting when my wallet's feeling flat,
But lo and, halfway on my homeward hike,
His hand is messing up my hair, like rain.
The sky is covered, but I follow whim
And linger, so to spend some time with Him.
Though coming out to walk must be a pain,
His seeing stars and moon are gonna try
Since God (I know Him) isn't very shy.


Beauty in Nature is elusive when we hunt it out, saith Emerson, but I'm usually able to experience it just as well on my planned excursions and outings. Hence the sonnet, with all of the inspiration and none of the pantheism.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Work, work, work. I would have blogged sooner had I the time- for once my deficit was of time only and not of ideas- but the last two weeks were piled ceiling high, since I now need to read augment the normal work for my six classes with research for my Honors Thesis, the preliminary to my Honors Capstone project. The first draft of the thesis proposal is due in less than three weeks. My subject is to be man under democracy according to de Tocqueville and Nietzsche. Many and interesting are the reflections I have had on the two, especially de Tocqueville, whose attempts to legitimize modern democracy for the faithful, and his belief that religion and piety can be relied upon to moderate modern egalitarianism in the long run, leave much to be desired (looks pretty suave though; Nietzsche not so much). Nietzsche, a half century later, got it right in Twilight of the Idols when, in a "whisper to conservatives", he explains that [within the dialectics of a modern democracy] man cannot be stopped where he is, but- one can almost hear his voice turn from snickering to gentle sympathy- is doomed to become weaker and weaker, to devolve unto the last man. Elsewhere, he contends that Darwin misunderstood evolution- it is the weaker and more numerous members of the species, not the superior few, who prevail. Though Nietzsche's vision is much more hostile to the Faith than de Tocqueville's, those of Catholic sensibilities are unlikely to find Nietzsche's condemnations of "pity" as he finds it in the Christian religion damning. De Tocqueville, however, offers what I see as a false remedy to the degradations democracy affects on the human spirit, a problem Nietzsche addresses with the utmost zeal. Though he was, as one of his works is entitled, an Antichrist, his wisdom is the refutation of the divers Antichrists of our own day (John Rawls, Fareed Zakaria, I could go on and on...)

Okay, maybe I've had some free time. But I tell you, if I couldn't keep up with Ryoma Echizen, The Prince of Tennis, and the rest of the Seigaku Tennis Club as they try to become prefectural champs, my life would simply be over. Yes, anime has managed to get me, that most un-sportive of men, into a tennis show! On a more typical note, I've also gotten into Rosario + Vampire. The series is, by way of understatement, risque, so there are few excuses to promote it on a Catholic blog. Excepting that one of the protagonists, Akashiya Moka, is a vampire whose powers are hidden unless the cross on the "rosario" on her chest is removed by her friend Aono Tsukune, the main character. Not much like an actual rosary, but I find these vacuous usages of popish things, especially when they involve a cute and innocent damsel like Moka, irresistible.

One final thing. Today I was reading through the Hobbes chapter of Pierre Manent's An Intellectual History of Liberalism. Hobbes being so evil, I desired to make light of his thoughts with some humor. Then I thought back to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, which I read just before the semester began. Pondered I, wouldn't it be cool if instead of the Leviathan ruling,























The Cheshire Cat was LARGE and IN CHARGE!!!



Thursday, October 01, 2009

Some things are to funny for words. Sadly, save the ever-helpful Google Image Search, words are all I have. Yesterday Assumption College held a colloquium to remember Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn on the first anniversary of his death. Ignat Solzhenitsyn, his son and a renowned musician in his own right, was a special guest (we've got connections. The other week I found an autographed copy of Allan Bloom's The Closing of the American Mind-great book- in the library). However, nearly everyone at the college has a cold, and I was very far from the exception. Tissueless, throat sore, nose running, I could barely pay attention to a lecture on The Red Wheel. And I didn't want to be rude by wiping my nose or sniffling. SO... fate had it that I had a dozen fortune cookies in my pockets from Taylor Dining Hall (to replace vending machine snacks for my late night studying). I figured, correctly, that eating would soothe my throat and alleviate the on symptoms, so I began discreetly chowing down. Or so I hoped. In the front row, I couldn't help but be heard, and in a while a professor gave me a genuine Poke of Death on the shoulder, so I stopped. The next day I brought up the incident while talking with a professor of mine who'd been on the colloquium panel. "Yeah," he replied, "Ignat told me, 'There was this one guy in front who just ate fortune cookie after fortune cookie the whole time.'" How embarrassing! I fear he would recall, "Oh, you're the guy who ate all the fortune cookies!" should our paths ever cross again, so it's a good thing I'm not a piano aficionado.

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Meanwhile Leisure, the Basis of Culture has inspired another delightful sonnet. A girl in my class has a name which reminds me of a bad old 1960s song, so I jokingly proposed she change it to Maybell, so she could say Maybelline was named for her and that, as Justin Timberlake says in "Damn Girl," she

Don't need no Maybelline,
Cause you a beauty queen.


I have always loathed makeup after all. Women: save the money and save the freckles. Back to the point. Inaugurating such a fine new name demands a festival. In part V of the lecture eponymous with the book, Josef Pieper notes that, without grounding in religious cult, which takes root in leisure and time spared from servile work, celebrations are always artificial rather than organic. Though Pieper bemoans the phony celebrations so rampant in our the modern world, I decided to organize an artificial event myself.

Sonnet CXXVIII

The maybells rang, songs singing from the lips
As breezes swashed the strands from every bough
To other, slumping inbetween, like how
The ribbons hang at auto dealerships.
A maypole, hoisted like a fasces, bound
Atop with ribbons on an iron hook,
Is slidden to the ground. The pagans look
For explanation, none is to be found.
They reveled still, and round the maypole ran,
So consecrating that October 1,
A day within the year that wasn't worst
For artificial feasting as began
To bring the maybells out of moths, as due,
And holiday for them— I mean, for you!
























A little pre-Christian, but it sounds a lot more fun than Presidents' Day. I have, come to think of it, concocted a lot of cool ideas regarding the proper appropriation of less-than-popish culture. Recently I saw a well-cut, hilarious video of Lou Bega's "Mambo #5," the quintessential 90s song, set to the anime Love Hina. Back in 5th grade (ahh, the Elder Days!!), the school bused kids to the bowling alley to play two games each Friday. The second game was Disco Bowl, and aside from "YMCA" and Backstreet Boys hits, "Mambo #5" was a staple, assuring the melody personal legend status. Lately it occurred to me, "Hey! 'Mambo #5' is King Solomon Catholicism!" Should I become SGA President next year, I'll have to blast the Bega classic from my cubicle as often as possible.