Since it is Saturday and there are yet no buses to the Blackstone Valley Shoppes there is little to do, so in my boredom I began Burke's Reflections on the Revolution in France, a text for the upcoming semester. I rather like it (maybe I have finally grown used to 18th Century texts), but now need a break.
I might attempt to recount the many happenings of the last week of student leader training, but even the most cursory account would span too great a space to make for pleasurable reading. Suffice it to say: SGA training was productive, and helped us develop our agendas for the just-opened session of the student government more fully. This year's camping experience, at Connecticut's Camp Woodstock, though burdened with a few politically correct games, and too many exercises purportedly teaching us a sort of teamwork we could better master by getting a head start on the year's bills, was buttressed by enough BB gunnery, archery, swimming, comraderie, and midnight tomfoolery (pranking) to make the two days and a night well worth the 40 grand price tag. Nonetheless the whole silly sojourn does make a person realize that, however easy pessimism is, the well over 200 students who embark on the trip are all just as seriously concerned for the good of Assumption College and her student body as this Pundit, and one is reminded of the good element in human nature they exemplify- rather like the scene in the Apology where Socrates was astounded that so many of the jurors had voted for his innocence.
Meanwhile, sonnets were distributed, and sonnets were requested in turn. To my great and total surprise, one recipient, Miss Laura Hall, our Senate Speaker in SGA, became Miss Vermont over the summer (in the traditional Miss America competition, not to be confused with Donald Trump's Miss USA). Ah, how pretty she is, and how proud we are of her! Supposedly I would have found it out sooner if I had Face Book, BUT, since I knew it not as I wrote her poem, I can now say I was one of her groupies before she became Miss Vermont (and long before she does, we all hope, become Miss America in January). Here is her admiring poem, crowning her just as she also received her tiara as the preeminent Green Mountain girl, which she rather enjoyed and desired published as below:Sonnet CXXII- A Fluff and Bubbles Queen
It came to me one night: Miss Laura Hall,
Our Speaker, is a Fluff and Bubbles Queen.
You're asking what exactly does that mean.
Well when I wrote it, I knew not at all,
But when I put these sentences to ink
The meaning of my intuition cleared,
And as it dried I closer closer neared.
The meanings in the titles are, I think:
-That Laura likes her conversation plush.
Her words are rarely tough, like salted meat,
A malleable fluff, or something sweet.
-A good director'd place her, all ablush,
At bath, relaxing, bubbles over breast,
Because, when happy she will smile best.
And, you see, I can't remember her ever being unhappy. I, too, have continued living the good life of late, and look forward to the beginning of classes on Monday the 31st.



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