Of late, I've discovered the wonderful work of Joe Sobran. Here are some of his most delightful words of wisdom:
"A tolerant fellow Christian just told me he thinks atheists are entitled to their opinions. I told him I think they’re entitled to my opinions; I’ve heard enough of theirs!
Don’t even get me started on the subject of that fool Darwin."
As of right now, they are added to my personal code of beliefs.