Traitor! BUSH IS A TRAITOR!!

Not that I no longer support him; I believe his State of the Union Address was better than last years, but he folded to the feminists. He congratulated Madam Pelosi on being the first female speaker of the House. When is he going to remember that the woman's place is in the home?! [No, Madam Speaker. Your previous life as a housewife doesn't give you collateral to leave the home unnecessarily later in life]
Anyhow, I've been assigned to write a column for The Devils Advocate (the Northampton High School newspaper) defending the troop surge in Iraq. It will likely be read by 100+ people, and may be the most important thing I've written yet. Better even, my opponent cares little about the issue. Nonetheless, please ask Our Lady of Victories to intercede on my behalf- and of course continue to ask St. George to help the brave troops themselves!